Tag Archives: Bible

Hey! That’s my kid you’re talking about!

Does the Bible say left-handed people were sinners? It does not come right out and say so, but many people think it does try to imply this. The Hebrew Bible mentions left-handed people on three occasions: the story of Ehud’s … Continue reading

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You’ll go blind…

Leviticus 15:16 talks about masturbation and not spilling your seed (ancient-speak for ejaculating). Your mother told you to not masturbate because you will go blind. But now, through modern science and technological advancements,  we know what causes eye & vision problems instead … Continue reading

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Noah

This latest movie tells the tale of Noah from a modern perspective. Noah was a old pimp-daddy with a cool boat. When the ‘hood started to go down the tubes, his best bud, God, told him to gather up his … Continue reading

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The story of Jephthah

Judges 11 He promised that if the lord helped him win in battle, he would kill the first thing that came out of his house when he returned as a sacrifice to the lord. He won the battle and when he … Continue reading

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He bought his wife with WHAT?!?!

2 Samuel 3:14 And David sent messengers to Ishbosheth Saul’s son, saying, Deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for an hundred foreskins of the Philistines. 1 Samuel 18:27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his … Continue reading

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PAP-Smear

I was trying to come up with a catchy name for the act of taking a Bible passage and examining it up close. The term “Pick-a-Passage” come to mind and it quickly got shortened to “PaP”, then almost naturally the … Continue reading

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Dinosaurs

There are no dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible because they had already died off, and I know why – they were all gay. That’s right, they all died because they were gay. Just look at their names… dino-SORE-ASS, bronto-SORE-ASS, Tyrano-SORE-ASS-rex. … Continue reading

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Doubt

Sometimes a topic pops in my head and I write a post to get those ideas out of my head and out in public. Other times I hear a discussion or watch a video and a point or 2 seems … Continue reading

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psalms 14

14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. None? There are NO atheists that do any good? This is a simple claim … Continue reading

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Matthew 10

10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her … Continue reading

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